-Wow, look at you. Look at you.
-You think you’ve got it all worked out, huh?
-Yeah, 18 years, right, of saying the right things, making good choices, telling yourself it all adds up to little Johnny here having what it takes to skate through life, huh?
-Well, I’ve got news for you…it doesn’t add up.
-Nothing adds up. It’s all just a feckless dingleberry monkey garden.
-Here’s how it works, okay? You love them. They love you. But after that, all bets are off.
-After that, if you’ve done your job right, they just leave.
-And you know where that leaves you?
* It leaves you alone with a stranger who you realize you haven’t really gotten to know over the last 18 years.
-Look, okay, here’s all you need to know about the Middleton experience:
* it doesn’t include you.